A Few Hoboes Overlooked by John Hodgman

Eat-Me Ed, the Eunuch
John "Forgets His Name" Doe
Ham on Rye, Dijon or Die Harnish
Potato Face Lily
Strapon Esther Manbottom
Hamish the Kiltless Hungarian
Got-a-Letter-Once Grunwald
Kippered Arnie
Fatter-than-Maxie Marvin
Lucky Leo, the Gristlefinder
Japanese Randy
Fish Strangler Betty Scales
Plaid Face Jimmy Drozik
Double Underwear Arnold
Steam Iron Mary Graham
Strain-It-First Cappie Jack