Bomb them with Bud Lite.
Fill their skies with holograms of Vanessa del Rio.Jam their transmissions with Bishop Sheen, Soupy Sales, Madalyn Murray,
and Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
Drop Burqas over them from attack helicopters.
Put up posters of their ankles in every post office.
When they surrender, send them Care Packages from
schoolboys and schoolgirls filled with centerfolds and Business Suit
Barbies.
Take wounded prisoners to Drs. Johnson, Hanson, Jansen,
Habib, and Horowitz.
Staff POW camps with Hindus and Buddhists and Free Methodists
who guarded their local mosques.
Torture them with the home movies of the Trade Center dead.
Offer them my library card if they talk.
Bomb them with Bud Lite.
We'll keep the High Life.
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